Bouncing onto the skinematic scene as Mandy in the arthouse masterpiece Bikini Party Massacre (2002) came Elizabeth Innes. Also known as just plain ol’ Massacre, the no-budget horror flick featured some fine funbaggage from Ms. Innes and the equally adorable Naomi Vondell, thereby proving (for the umpteenth time) that you only need two things to get a movie made: bloody murders and topless ta-tas. Unfortunately, as is often the case with aspiring skinstresses, Lizzy’s had some trouble finding gig number two in her filmography. But hey, it’s only a matter of time before someone scrapes fifty grand together to make Bikini Party Massacre 2!
